So you may be wondering "Why Nia have you tortured us by waiting soooo long to notify us about your amazingly awesome life?" (or you could be wondering "Why didn't you just stop notifying us about your freakishly boring life?".... hopefully you are thinking the first question)
And I will relay the answer to you right now:
NIA HAD A LIFE FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND
Can you believe it? It probably surprises the pants off of you! NO, it probably surprises every single article of clothing off you! Right now the shock has probably knocked you off your feet and left you sitting on the floor butt naked. Oh lordy, some awful images just popped into my head.
But, yes, I had a life. My weekend did not consist of staying in my pj's wrapped up in a snuggie, while watching a marathon of reruns of That 70's show or Scrubs and stuffing my face with popcorn the whole darn day like most ones. Nope, my weekend was kick-ass. Actually it went beyond that. It ninja chopped-ass then beat the ass into a pulp. Thats how extremely awesome it was.
This weekend was special because I went to the beach. Yeahh I partied it up with some college guys... drank beer until I passed out, did some weed, lsd, maybe even a litle bit of crack...ehh I was too drunk to remember. Twas pretty hardcore. 'Cuz thats how I roll, homie. (trust me, all of the G's use the word twas. Its about as gangster as the word toe-up. which is pretty gangster)
I know that story is very believable because I totally seem that hardcore (don't lie. you believed it for a second!).... that was not how my weekend was spent. Actually twas the exact opposite.
I went on a church retreat to the beach. I must say it was just like being at one of those parties, except it was a party with Jesus instead of a drunk crazy college guy... Well maybe not just like, but still it was buttloads of fun! But now back to school and also regular posts. Which means whenever I am bored at 11:00 at night.
~Nia
8 comments:
nia, i totally believed all of that. i feel like a blog written when you are high or drunk would be pretty entertaining.
so this is the second time i have vistited your website... and im not going to lie i honestly believed you for a split second about the whole college guy crazy thing but im glad to hear that your life has gotten more lively this past weekend
i hate you
so now i actually read it... and wow guys really, i didnt believe it for a second!! this is nia were talking about.
I love you allison!
WHO THE HELL GOES ON A BEACH RETREAT IN JANUARY? oh and u should know who this is
signed- ....
nia i love your life. its the coolest.
i did believe it until it got to the weed part. everyone knows nia isnt a druggie. just acts it
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