Monday, January 11, 2010

I'm liking this blog thing!

I originally wasn't going to do a post tonight. I was gonna catch up on some sleep that I had been missing the past couple of nights (pshh not because I was procrastinating on my english project or anything! thats a crazy idea!), but then something happened. Something

EPIC.

well actually to everyone else in the world it wouldn't be that awesome, but to me its freaking
amazing! I had NINE FOLLOWERS. NINE. To me this is the equivalent of finding 25 dollars randomly on the street. Or getting a brand new puppy. The fact that those two things are on the same level me is a bit sad....but 25 bucks don't pee on the carpet. And whine at 4am because they need to pee (what thing pees at 4 am!?) and with 25 bucks you can buy 25 things at the dollar store. Thats astounding.
See another reason I did one tonight is because I got many requests from people to do a new post.
I AM WANTED!
That is freakin stupendous! (thesauruses are sensational. why use awesome when you can use flabbergasting?) I've never been wanted before! It's true! Not by boys, for projects in class, which has absolutely nothing to with the fact that I let the other person have the honor of doing almost everything, not for teams in gym (5th last is my highest ranking for being picked! Isn't that swell?), shoot my parents didn't even want me! They told me I was a "unexpected blessing". Too bad I'm old enough to know that I was just a byproduct of a good time.
But its cool now. Because You want me. You the reader. Yep you nine people that have subscribed to me and willingly read 5 paragraphs of me bitching about my life have just made my life! (bitching is the only good synonym for complain...well other than kvetch. which I didnt know was a word!) Go ahead and give yourself a pat on the back my dear reader! You have made my life that much more enjoyable! You are truly:
how hairy fits in there I do not know! but thesaurus.com says it so it must be true!
I love all of you my very hairy readers. You are truly stupefying!
~Nia
shout out to ALLISON and NATALIE. Because they told me to. And because they are very majestic :)


9 comments:

sarah said...

i'm zero cool. i knew it. i told everyone, but no one believed me.
and i will now use hairy as a synonym for amazing. fantastic.

allison! said...

IM IB NIA GIBSONS BLOG OMG OMG OMG OMG

allison! said...

OMG I MESSED UP. I MEANT IM IN*** :))

Nia said...

allison you should feel pretty darn cool right now. only the best of the best get in! and zero cool is just a righteous way of saying awesome!

Unknown said...

well i am now a follower of midnight rider and i am thrilled o say that ur posts are completely unimportant but i am definitely hardcore following this from now on.

hey nia its biz! loving the blogg(: haha its awesomee(:

Natalie said...

yay I'm in nias blog!!! except next time Nia I would like my name in every sentence. haha no jk (I mean u can if u want) :) nia ur blogs r swet keep up the good work Oreo!

Christine said...

heather's being mean. please write a blog about how narcissistic and unbelievable she is!
She's believing a..mutual friend..about a poke on facebook! isn't that the lamest thing you've ever heard? YEAH. well it is. He poked her first, and she's blaming it on me. SOMEONE SHOULD SNAP HER OUT (like in westside story). the end.

Nia said...

Christine what the heck are you talking about?

gymnstxlvr said...

whoa man, let's chillax...