Its bloggin' time!

Yeah that title was submitted by my good friend Sarah! I thought i might use that and give her a shout out because she seems to be the only one reading this thing. Actually she probably is the only one reading this thing... See I told everyone in all of my classes about this blogging project! They all either laughed for 3 minutes straight and lowered my self-esteem or gave me weird looks... Either way it didn't go as well as I had planned! (As you have probably noticed my friends aren't that supportive. Makes me wonder why I don't get new friends....)Pretty much all of them promised them they would read and comment just to see what I was writing about and how strangely weird I was, so today when I got home from school I was very excited to get on and see how many new followers I had. It was an anxious bus ride and I daydreamed about getting home and seeing that my blog was the hot spot of the internet! I pictured that I had 200 subscribers and bunches of comments about how witty and entertaining I am and how they were going to tune in everyday and would be eager for more and more of my amazingly wonderful blogs! I even imagined sexy Zac Efron leaving me a little comment saying he loved my endearing wittiness and asking me to marry him. Heck yes Zac. Heck yes.

So imagine the pure and utter disappointment I felt when I opened my blog and saw.....

only one single subscriber and comment.

It was a major disappointment. Because not only had I told everyone in the world about this (well except my mom...she would be paranoid and tell me that somehow the outcome of this would be me being kidnapped by a creepy 50 year old man....my mom is weird ok?), but I also spent 20 minutes making business cards... actually just while I was being bored to death during class I took scraps of paper and wrote my url on them....and then I furtively passed them out to the whole class while the teacher (we will call him Mr L) kept making me so bored that I wanted to ram my head into the desk. Yaaa he didn't notice I wasn't listening at all....I was sly like a stealth cat.

People will probably think "Nia should get a life!" when they read this and then they will never read this again. Actually even if this was the happiest, wittiest, and best blog in the world everyone would still think I should get a life. Because that is partially true...and because everyone always hates on the black kid. Its a fact.

Sooooo to end on a bright note I will add a joke:

Q: "what do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?"

You're Mom?

nawww A: "Swimming trunks"

Now didn't that shine a ray of happiness on your day? It definitely did for me! I feel a sense of optimism for this blog! Hey there is plenty of time for me to have 200 subs and a marriage proposal from Zac Efron! (even though hsm was gay...he's a sexy beast)

Sincerely,

~Nia (If you neglected to read the "about me" Nia is my real name...not midnight rider....unfortunately)