So hey do you guys know my friend Heather?(Her last time will not be mentioned so old creeper dinosaurs will not kidnap her. That would be very unfortunate) Heather is very special to me. She is my biology partner. Heather and I sit right next to the file cabinets. Its a fun time. Heather smells like her dog's ass tumor. Its cool though since she wears sexy teacher shirts. While playing the violin. I love Heather very much. And I believe the only way to express my love is through poem. I do this often for her so its not creepy... actually it kinda is but she accepts my creepiness.
ODE TO HEATHER
Heather is a girl I know
She never has a frown
Her skin is as pale as the snow
It contrasts against my brown
Heather is very cool
I know this is true
She goes to my school
And drinks Mountain Dew
Heather is my friend
I love her so
She is a special blend
And I'm glad she is someone I know
I LOVE YOU HEATHER! :)
happy birthday!
2 comments:
HE HAD THE TUMOR REMOVED.
and thank you for this post(:
well, now any creeper dinosaurs interested in kidnapping you most certainly will, since you told them yer last name
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