So its always been my dream to do something on the internet. Whether it was being on Youtube or making an awesome web comic or doing anything else that makes people instantly love you. Blogging never occurred to me until last night. I had an epiphany about a new way to become famous. See I had to cancel out ways to reach Internet stardom. Youtube was cut because I realized that no one wants to look at my face for 3 minutes while I talk about random crap that no one cares about. Plus I realized that I would only have like 5 views on each video and 2 of them would be just from me and the other 3 from my mom. The 2 comments would probably be from her too. And probably misspelled because she can't read the letters on her keyboard.
The idea of me doing web comics was killed too....actually worse than killed. More like murdered, drowned, butchered, then repeatedly stabbed. It was BADDDD. My artistic ability isn't even laughable. It just slowly burns your eyeballs after one look and you gradually go blind. I sketched a picture of Mickey Mouse and somehow he looked exactly like Gollum! I gotta give myself a high five for drawing a pretty nice picture of Gollum though....
So since every other possibility was canceled out (there where wayyy more than this!), either because I epically failed (art....) or just no one cares about it at all (no one wants to watch someone play Cello sorta ok-ish on Youtube...), I turned to blogging. I think I will be good because in 2nd grade I won a writing contest! You know why? Because I got madddd writing skills (or maybe because only eight kids entered in and they were all first graders....) But I even told my friends about my blogging endeavor! Most laughed.... Some said they would read and comment....if I paid them five bucks (which I probably will end up doing. I'm desperate), but there were one or two supportive people. Hey it was out of like 30 people asked but who is really counting?! So hopefully you will enjoy this blog. Maybe even follow me (by clicking the button, not actually stalking). Who knows? Maybe I have found my long lost niche! :)
~Midnight
Rider
6 comments:
i love you nia! grood job! after reading this, i will actually occasionally check up on this, even though i see you every day. you are fantastic, and you actually made me laugh a little. heck, you might've even gotten a chortle or guffaw out of me.
NIA! this is greattt!!!! i am intrigued. you got me to think i might want to start one myself... lame? would i steal your thunder? no cause you have a more interesting life than me. i am pumped for the next one ...FIST PUMP!
great first post nia! i might have to keep checking up on this.
haha nia this is really funny. i actually laughed quite a lot when reading it. and i do think you'll become famous and go on some really classy show like... the today show! like fred on youtube did. when you go i wanna come with. but great stuff so far keep up the funny :)
niaaaa! i subscribed so you have to write about me remember? pretty good stuff:)
Nice job whitie. But ease off on zac efron. He's not even that good lookin.
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