My plan

Since my brother is going off to college next year my parents have been realizing how hard this college crap is they are freaking out on me and are trying to make college stuff for me easier... even though I'm 4 years from it. Even though I know its pretty set in stone that I'm going to college, lately I have been thinking about different options for my future. You know, other than working my butt off in college for 5/6 years, then working my butt off in a job for like 40 years, and then dying. And somewhere in there having annoying little pooping and eating kids. Doesn't that sound freaking enjoyable?

So now I present to you my possible alternatives:

1. Become a Hobo

You can't deny that hobos have it made! They have absolutely no responsibilities at all! They don't have to go to work (they just make others feel guilty and give money, how easy is that? I can do that! No one can resist my sad face, its impossible), there is no mortgage when you live in a box! A box would be so easy to live in! Its mobile, easy to clean, and easy to decorate and pimp out because all you would need is a magic marker. And if I'm a hobo in Florida then I get to go around in a tank top and shorts all year. That sounds pretty darn nice to me.

2. TLC

I'm pretty sure there is no more Jon and Kate+8 show anymore.... So obviously there needs to be a new celebrity couple with an obnoxious amount of little asian kids. And that is exactly where I come in!

NIA AND KEVIN+ 11! (or any other guys name that rhymes with a number greater than 7, like, devin+11, or quinty+20...if that is a name)

Thats right. When I grow up I will get a weird haircut, find an asian guy name kevin, get married, and from then I will be like machine gun and shoot out little blasian kids like there is no tomorrow. Eventually, TLC will want to give me a show and tons of money. And my only job will be to take care of my kids (which I will obviously have like 5 nannies helping me with) and be crabby to everyone around me...specially my husband. Then after like 6 years my husband and I will get a divorce, America will feel so sorry for me and give me even more money.

Pure. Bliss. I am sooo liking this 2nd plan better. Way less effort.

So don't surprised if you see my on tv in like 20 years with 11 little blasian kids. You will know that its all part of my plan for an amazing wealthy no work life.

~Nia