Snow sucks... Blog topics anyone?

Its snowing outside. This is a bittersweet thing. Actually pretty much just bitter. I have nothing to do (I'm going to blame my lack of plans on snow even though I know if it was sunny and 70 degrees the situation would be the same) and I'm stuck inside my house. See, I'm past the age where snow is the most fantastical thing in the world. When I was little, snow was magical and wonderful. Back then if I had the choice between a pony and a week of snow, I probably would've chosen snow. Because snow doesn't randomly poop everywhere and smell bad. But now snow doesn't give me a kick at all. How the hell did I ever think this white crap was exciting? I only went outside one time today, because after 2 minutes of frolicking in the snow I realized that not being able to feel your hands or toes is not a fun time. I know I hate stereotypes, but there is one that I believe is true. Black people are like cats.

Cats don't like water or the cold. Blacks don't like water or the cold. Well guess what. Snow is a freaking mixture of those two things. Just think about it. Black people have pretty much conquered every single sport right? But are there any black ice hockey players? Nope. But once they figure out a way to create a heated ice rink black people will go to town on that sport. And for further proof that my theory is true take a look at the upcoming winter olympics. Count how many blacks there are. You'll see how my theory is correct.

Since i was oh so bored today I looked at other blogs. I've come to realize that if I want blog stardom I need a central topic. Like there is one blog about this 16 year old girl who is traveling the world by boat alone. This blog totally OWNS mine. Its called Abby's blog. Thanks abby for making my life seem like crap. There is also a blog about this guy. He is like 50 and all he does is take pics of him running away from the camera. I would say this guy needs a freaking life (because he does!) but his last post had 43 comments. How does a random guy running away from the camera get 43 comments? Life doesn't make sense. So guys hit me up with blog ideas. Topics that would interest you. Topics that would help me get 43 comments and beat running old guy.

~Nia