Monday, February 8, 2010

Its DGG's BIRTHDAY!

Dalton G is a fantastic person. Luckily I am bffs with this girl, because if I wasn't I don't know what I would do. Probs lose my mind (she uses probs all the time!). What? You don't believe how awesome she is? Well go look up amazing in the dictionary. BAM! There is a picture of Dalton! See Dalton is so magnificent that when I want to say things are awesome I don't say "Oh look thats so cool!" or "Oh look thats freaking awesome!" I say "Oh look thats so Dalton!". I say that because Dalton is the definition of freaking awesome. And because Dalton is so.... well Dalton, I believe that we should have a holiday in her honor on the day of her birth (which was the best day of my life even though I wasn't born yet). On this world holiday we should:
  • Get out of school (already covered!)
  • Be required to wear a mustache for the whole day
  • Worship all the field hockey players in the world
  • Be required to listen to Dave Matthews Band all day
  • Have John Mayer visit Dalton's house..... shirtless
  • And everyone should have to ditch little miniscule words for smart intuitive ones!
This would definitely be the best world holiday ever. Oh excuse me, this world holiday would be so Dalton!
I love you Dalton :)
~Nia
P.S. You didn't have to tell me to do a post about your birthday! I was gonna do one anyway and surprise you!

5 comments:

everythings-considered said...

(: THANKSSSS(: i love youuu!

sarah said...

this was a pretty fantastic post. or should i say... very Dalton.

Joseph Oliver said...

hmmmmm
i think that that would be a pretty Dalton holiday.
dave matthews? noice

Anonymous said...

nia this sounds like an intristing holiday but i cant celibrate it for reasons that no one knows but me i am also very sorry to say that u couldnt be more wrong about who this is (sorry i cant spell) ill see u and probibly talk to u tomarrow but hopefully i wont (because that means we wont have school)

-youshouldknowwhothisis-

Nia said...

Really? Who are you? Just say it. Please. I just want to know really badly.
P.S. once again interesting (it has 2 e's), celebrate, probably, tomorrow
intErEsting, intErEsting, intErEsting, intErEsting
good lord! :)