Jimmy's Birthday!

Today is a special day. Why is it so special? Because 15 years ago on this exact day God gave us one of the most extraordinary people on the planet.... well maybe not most extraordinary. I mean that would be Chuck Norris hands down. But more like 2nd most extraordinary (sorry, but there is no beating the Chuck. Its just not possible). Ok so the 2nd most extraordinary person came down down from the heavens 15 years from this day! Can you guess who it is?

Jimmy C

Wanna know why Jimmy is so plain awesome? He is a bright man and he gave me an amazing idea. If you know me then you probably know that my one goal in life is to be famous and have a movie made of my life. I don't really care what kind of movie it is. Preferably one directed by James Cameron because he would probably turn me into a badass blue person, but even Lifetime would be cool (but to be on lifetime I would need to have a really depressing life because lifetime is depressing as hell, but also so irresistible!). See Jimmy created a way so that I could reach stardom, which is my one and only dream... other than brain surgeon. But i doubt people will trust me with their craniums, they say I have a"too short attention span" to operate for 2 hours. Pshh I have no idea what they are talking about. Jimmy told me to do event blogs to all my fans! Isn't he quite the genius? The blog topics would be like: Happy Birthday Jonathan H! or Happy Arbor Day Amanda! Or Sorry Keith its not your kid! (that would totally make this blog like the web equivalent of Maury! which is amazing!). He figures that doing this will increase my blog's popularity, which also increases my chances for a movie deal.

And in this movie about my life Jimmy's character will be one of the main characters because he is just that darn influential in my life! He will be played by one of my favorite actors ever; Michael Cera. And if it is directed by James Cameron he too will be a badass blue person. But Jimmy already has the badass down. All he needs is the blue.

Jimbo. You are Awesome.

~Nia

P.S. Sorry its really long and ADD. I guess this proves that I really do have a short attention span....