Sunday, February 7, 2010

Super Bowl Time!

Ohhh Super Bowl. Many many boys and girls may obsess over you, but I am not one of them. This may sound like a stereotypical girl's view, but I don't even understand football. Watching a bunch of guys slowly knock themselves into unconsciousness is not a fun time! And also, the sport is not manly! Its almost as feminine as wrestling (A bunch of sweaty guys hugging each other on the ground in leotards? How in the world is that manly?). Guys say football is very tough and manly and it takes balls to do it. I do not agree! For instance, take the "tackle". Pshhhh tackling is just an extreme form of hugging. It gives guys an excuse for excessive contact with another guy and also gives them a chance to cuddle. And when players slap each others butts when they get off the field? Oh gosh I think you get the point.
Also, I don't get the fun in the sport. How is slowly getting pounded into a coma fun? I just don't understand! And watching it is even worse. Its so boring. Some guys say they like watching it because its violent. Football isn't freaking violent! It would be so much more entertaining if it was! See if they took away the pads, light the ball on fire, equip each player with a switchblade, and throw in a couple of tigers then maybe I would care about if the Colts or the Saints will win. But for know I'm just to ADD to sit through a whole football game (they are freaking LONG!). But these are just my opinions and I'm sure that no one else in the world agrees with them. Because if we did then football would not be America's sport, field hockey would.
~Nia

4 comments:

sarah said...

field hockey should be america's sport. so true.
and also, i enjoy playing football, but watching it isn't as enjoyable.

Joseph Oliver said...

I quite enjoy your modifications to the game of football :D
you need to read my blog and give me insight. im having writers block

Anonymous said...

nia while i SOMEWHAT agree on your interpretation of what fotball is i have to compleatly agree on what u think fotball should be, it would make it more intristing (not that its un intristing now) i also believe that since this blog will be famous some day people will try to claim to be me IF THEY CLAIM TO BE ME THEY ARE NOT i hope im not sounding consieded (thinking people will try to be me) i just believe that it may happen some day

-youshouldknowwhothisis-

P.S. if u cant figure out who this is ill start leaving hints in these coments

Nia said...

see i dont want to say who i think you are because if I'm wrong i will look like a loser, but no offense I think the only hint you have given me is that you can't spell! But i still love you whoever you are!
P.S. I think this is dalton. idk though i may be wrong
P.P.S. My pet peeve is misspelled words: interesting, conceited, football sorry man.