Valentine's Day.... CAN DIE!

Oh Valentine's day. You're one of the worst days of the year for me. If you are a holiday about love then why do you cause me so much pain? I mean its the one day of the year that I am reminded of my complete loneliness! I have no valentine! No lover, no honey, no sweetheart, no sugarpie, no pookie, no boo, not even a snuggle bunny to share the love with! And on this dreaded valentine's day everywhere I go I am reminded of the fact that I am nobody's sugar lamb! There is no escaping the love on this holiday! I go to the mall

BAM! There are couples PDA-ing like there is no tomorrow! (why do people do this? no one wants to see you "get it on" in public). I go to get something to eat

BAM! Couples having little "romantic" dates while sharing spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp! You know what couples? You can just SUCK IT! I hope your "better half" has like mouth herpes! And when you get mouth herpes too I will just laugh! Because thats karma for having a boyfriend when I don't have one!

Even when I turn the t.v. on its all mushy, gushy, shows about "secret valentine's" or other lovey dovey crap! And don't even get me started on radios! I could write a whole freaking dissertation on that jank. But valentine's day isn't even a real holiday! It was just made by some card company so that for one day of the year people would actually give a crap and buy cards. And the "holiday" isn't even awesome. For a lot of people its bittersweet! This holiday explains why so many people have November birthdays. Think about it.....

Summary:

Valentine's Day Sucks.

And couples can SUCK IT.

Have a crappy Valentine's Day! :)

~Nia

(but you know who doesn't suck? and doesn't have to suck it? Farrell!)