It's Been a While...

Not gonna lie, its been a while. I know some of you guys out there are either dying or dead because my blog is the sole reason that you live. I understand. Its an necessity like food, water, and drank (And no I didn't misspell the word "drink". It's drank which is a necessity of life. Legit man). So in order to get back into the swing of things I will do a post, about another necessity of life:

GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

Yeah its that time again. The best freaking time of the year! The time of the year when cute little 6 year olds come door to door (the fact that this makes me so excited realllly makes me sound like a pedophile) selling sweet treats. NOTHING beats a girl scout cookie. Absolutely NOTHING. Forget rainbows and jesus, tagalongs were God's gift to the world! See right now I'm all warm and cozy with my samoas and snuggie. Right now life is good. But once these babies are gone.... oh man things just go downhill. I'm like a crack addict with this stuff. If I don't have my fix I go crazy, flip out randomly, and start twitching. Its like its my time of the month allllll the time...except I don't twitch then. That would just be a bit weird. To prevent this from happening I stocked up! I got a whole stash that I've hidden from the family. I say this as though it is pot or something, but seriously this is my drug. I'm addicted to girl scout cookies (the first step is admitting the problem). Someone seriously needs to take me to cookie rehab. I'm like the cookie monster minus the crack eyes and blue fur. I ate 2 whole boxes yesterday by myself! I need some serious help. They have only been selling them for like a week and my stash is already running low. I went from 10 to 3 in just 4 days. Thats just not right. And I really don't think I'd be a good parent because if I'm on a craving I'd seriously sell my kid in a heartbeat just for one box of Thin Mints which are like the butt of all cookies. It's just that bad.

But you know what I realized? In these cookie's off season, they are harder to acquire than illegal stuff. Think about it man.... but since obviously I'm the badass expert of all illegal things (I have experience in this particular area... i wish) I will help explain this theory. Or just show you this little chart:

Ok so i didn't exactly create this theory by myself, but I will still take credit for this amazing discovery.

In Summary:

Sorry for such a late post.

Girl Scouts= World's tiniest dealers

What a G

~Nia